I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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