It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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