ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
We need to rekindle our bromance
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I want a musical about memes.
I think my moral compass just broke
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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