I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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