Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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