We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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