Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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