Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
