so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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