you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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