idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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