My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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