Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I understand Curling. That high.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize