Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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