so that wasnt chicken after all
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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