i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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