I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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