Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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