It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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