OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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