big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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