i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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