How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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