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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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