how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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