So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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