Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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