Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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