idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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