Just cropdusted the office
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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