Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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