Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need a beard to bite.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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