big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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