He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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