Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
