That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my being single is dangerous.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
