She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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