? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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