Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
There are leaves in my underwear?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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