Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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