my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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