dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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