Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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