I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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