Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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