She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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