what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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