Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So vagazzling was a success
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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