There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i want to swaddle you in tequila
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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