Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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