if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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