The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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