didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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